Tag Archives: Douchebag Athletes

Finally!

Red Wing for life, that’s for sure. And does anyone know why he was holding up “2” in the team photo instead of the obligatory “1?” Because it’s his second Cup? Selfish jerk. Or because he won all of two … Continue reading

Dear Tiki Barber,

by Ryan Hey, buddy! Long time no see. Actually, I see you everywhere these days, and it makes me want to blind myself with an awl. Here’s the deal, Tiki: you were slightly amusing on Fox News. Yeah, I think … Continue reading