by Ryan This ball probably went about 502 feet. Or maybe somewhere in the high 470s. Whatever, did you see Josh Hamilton freaking hit last night? Wait, wait, let’s backtrack a bit. Ah yes, this is the big news story … Continue reading
Tag Archives: Douchebag Athletes
Finally!
Red Wing for life, that’s for sure. And does anyone know why he was holding up “2″ in the team photo instead of the obligatory “1?” Because it’s his second Cup? Selfish jerk. Or because he won all of two … Continue reading
Let the Tags Say It For Me
Why I Love the Postseason
Because things like this are suddenly completely heterosexual. In other news, Sean Avery is still a massive douchebag. (Now with evidence!)
If This Doesn’t Make You Smile…
Sean Avery just wants love. I bet he celebrates like that after he pays, too. Or maybe push ups.
Happy Birthday, Willis McGahee!
by Ryan Thanks for all you’ve done for us! The big two-six, huh? Man, you’ve almost scored as many touchdowns as your age! Those six touchdowns last year really meant something to us, buddy. So we all chipped in and … Continue reading
Dear Tiki Barber,
by Ryan Hey, buddy! Long time no see. Actually, I see you everywhere these days, and it makes me want to blind myself with an awl. Here’s the deal, Tiki: you were slightly amusing on Fox News. Yeah, I think … Continue reading
The Legend of Howie Clark
By Chris A few years ago my brother’s baseball team went out to a Bisons game here in Buffalo and for the second game of the doubleheader decided to go sit out in the picnic area in right field. Herron’s … Continue reading