Hi there. The Bills played a “home” game against the Atlanta Falcons in Toronto on Sunday. Here’s how it went.
If your pregame was spent watching Jets/Dolphins, this was you.
13:27 — Matt Ryan sacked by Manny Lawson, Falcons go 3-and-out, punt (0-0 tie)
Brief aside: My girlfriend MADE A PUNT FLAG. We took it to the UB/Ball State game. It was grand.
12:21 — C.J. Spiller runs for 77-yard gail (0-0 tie)
Bye week done did him some good. For a while, at least.
10:59 — E.J. Manuel runs for 1-yard touchdown (7-0 Bills)
Dance like everyone is watching.
9:40 — Ryan sacked by Jerry Hughes, Falcons punt (7-0 Bills)
Seriously. It’s so much fun to wave a punt flag. Embrace the punt flag.
8:56 — Manuel throws incomplete pass. Falcons take roughing the passer penalty. Manuel hurt (7-0 Bills)
8:25 — Manuel returns to game (7-0 Bills)
Good advice right there.
7:50 — Manuel throws 15-yard pass to Stevie Johnson (7-0 Bills)
5:06 — Fred Jackson runs for 4-yard touchdown (14-0 Bills)
THE KING HAS RETURNED
2:36 — Steven Jackson runs for 27-yard touchdown (14-7 Bills)
Least favorite Jackson. Behind LaToya.
0:21 — Bills get one first down, punt (14-7 Bills)
All we are are punt flags in the wind.
13:01 — Falcons gain one first down, punt (14-7 Bills)
Hey punt flag, don’t make it bad.
7:28 — Bills kicker kicks 29-yard field goal (17-7 Bills)
15-play drive that took 5:25. Nice work, but there are lots of GIFs in the sea.
4:55 — Antone Smith runs for 38-yard touchdown (17-14 Bills)
Great work, team. Also, I made an Antone/Pantone joke on Twitter that no one liked BECAUSE NONE OF YOU HAVE ANY STYLE.
2:56 — Bills go 3-and-out, punt (17-14 Bills)
This is what it sounds like when punt flags cry.
2:37 — Ryan throws 22-yard pass to Roddy White on 3rd and 10 (17-14 Bills)
1:17 — Ryan sacked by Hughes again (17-14 Bills)
0:30 — Ryan throws 9-yard pass to Roddy White (17-14 Bills)
This play was bookended by Falcons timeouts, because the Bills are aggressive and are always trying to score.
0:05 — Falcons kicker kicks 49-yard field goal (17-17 tie)
Another two unused timeouts for the bank. Good work, guys.
Come and get it.
13:54 — Bills go 3-and-out, punt (17-17 tie)
Do you have it? Also:
Imagine all the punt flags living life in peace.
11:17 — Ryan throws 21-yard pass to White (17-17 tie)
Cut it out, Roddy.
9:56 — Ryan throws 14-yard touchdown pass to Harry Douglas. Play is reviewed. Down at the one. (17-17 tie)
Trying to be reasonable here.
8:18 — Ryan throws 11-yard touchdown pass to Tony Gonzalez on 3rd and goal from the 11 (24-17 Falcons)
Bend but don’t break. Shatter.
6:59 — Bills go 3-and-out, punt (24-17 Falcons)
Whole lot of punt flag goin’ on.
6:15 — Ryan fumbles. Recovered by Kiko Alonso (24-17 Falcons)
6:10 — Manuel throws 21-yard touchdown pass to Jackson (24-24 tie)
5:12 — Ryan runs for 17-yard gain on 3rd and 9 (24-24 tie)
1:46 — Falcons punter punts on 4th and 3 from Buffalo’s 44 (24-24 tie)
We lost to this guy.
0:43 — Bills go 3-and-out, punt (24-24 tie)
Punt flag calling to the faraway towns.
12:59 — Falcons punter punts (24-24 tie)
Punt flags like us, baby we were born to run.
12:23 — Manuel throws 33-yard pass to Robert Woods. Falcons take unnecessary roughness penalty (24-24 tie)
These real football plays are breathtaking.
11:53 — Spiller runs for 36-yard touchdown (31-24 Bills)
Ballgame hahahahahah no.
10:59 — Falcons go 3-and-out, punt (31-24 Bills)
Papa’s got a brand new punt flag.
10:06 — Bills go 3-and-out, Old Bills Punter punts (31-24 Bills)
Come on baby light my punt flag.
6:10 — Falcons get two first downs, punt at Bills 43 (31-24 Bills)
I hope I die before I get punt flag.
4:38 — Bills go 3-and-out, Old Bills Punter punts (31-24 Bills)
No woman no punt flag.
4:26 — Ryan sacked by Corbin Bryant (31-24 Bills)
3:25 — Ryan throws 12-yard pass to Gonzalez on 3rd and 9 (31-24 Bills)
Tear it down.
2:53 — Ryan throws 24-yard pass to White (31-24 Bills)
2:37 — Ryan throws incomplete pass.
Invisible Bills player called for pass interference (31-24 Bills)
Good coverage, toast.
1:47 — Jackson runs for 4-yard gain to Bills 1. Douglas takes unnecessary roughness penalty (31-24 Bills)
1:38 — Ryan throws incomplete pass on 3rd and 16. Bills called for pass interference penalty (31-24 Bills)
1:31 — Jackson runs for 1-yard touchdown (31-31 tie)
Just go win the game, bozos.
0:47 — Manuel throws 24-yard pass to Scott Chandler (31-31 tie)
It’s happening again.
0:28 — Manuel throws 14-yard pass to Johnson. Johnson fumbles.
Falcons recover (31-31 tie)
That’s a new one.
14:34 — Manuel throws 22-yard pass to Chandler. Chandler fumbles.
Falcons recover (31-31 tie)
You know the rest.
End of Game
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