Hi there. The Bills played a home game against the undefeated Chiefs on Sunday. Here’s how it went.
I just woke up and I’m already Tueling.
13:47 — Chiefs go 3-and-out, punt. L.McKelvin returns punt for 89-yard touchdown
BUT! Holding penalty. No touchdown (0-0 tie)
Took it from us kicking and screaming.
4:11 — Punt, punt (0-0 tie)
There was a Kiko sack in there somewhere, but that was just Smith running out of bounds. Let’s just get through this. It’s best now to dwell.
4:02 — Jeff Tuel throws 18-yard pass to Robert Woods (0-0 tie)
1:59 — Tuel throws 59-yard touchdown pass to Marquise Goodwin (7-0 Bills)
Starting to dig these rookie QBs.
13:00 — Alex Smith sacked by Jerry Hughes. Smith fumbles. Chiefs recover (7-0 Bills)
They had it and they booted it away. Dopes.
12:06 — Chiefs punter punts (7-0 Bills)
Lots of punt flag in this one, but we’ll use it sparingly here.
11:57 — Tuel throws interception to Kendrick Lewis (7-0 Bills)
That ball was supposed to go to Scott Chandler, apparently.
7:34 — Chiefs kicker kicks 27-yard field goal on 4th and 1 at the Bills 9 (7-3 Bills)
Minimal damage, really.
3:49 — C.J. Spiller runs for 26-yard gain (7-3 Bills)
1:50 — Bills Kicker kicks 26-yard field goal (10-3 Bills)
With the lead at the half and they get the ball. What could go wrong?
I’m sure he gave quite a halftime speech.
15:00 — Spiller runs for 61-yard gain (10-3 Bills)
He’s back, folks. I hope.
12:30 — Tuel throws incomplete pass in end zone. Chiefs take pass interference penalty. First and goal at the 1. (10-3 Bills)
YES! SCORE SCORE SCORE
12:25 — Jackson runs for no gain (10-3 Bills)
11:46 — Jackson runs for no gain (10-3 Bills)
Maybe they should throw it?
11:14 — Tuel throws interception to Sean Smith. Smith returns it 100-yard for a touchdown (10-10 tie)
Nope. Let’s go down to Jeff Tuel, with a message for the fans. Jeff?
I know, buddy. That doesn’t make it right.
8:42 — Jackson runs for 15-yard gain (10-10 tie)
Okay, good. Build momentum back up.
6:48 — Tuel throws incomplete pass on 4th and 2 from the 36 (10-10 tie)
Sort of feels like a game where a rookie quarterback makes 39 throwing attempts.
6:00 — Smith throws 20-yard pass to Anthony Fasano (10-10 tie)
Smith made, like, four plays on Sunday. Such a frustrating undefeated team.
4:02 — Chiefs kicker kicks 41-yard field goal (13-10 Chiefs)
First lead of the game.
3:26 — Tuel throws incomplete pass. Chiefs take roughing the passer penalty (13-10 Chiefs)
2:31 — Tuel throws 27-yard pass to Spiller (13-10 Chiefs)
None of these Spiller-things could have gotten to the endzone, huh?
1:40 — Jackson runs for 12-yard gain (13-10 Chiefs)
At least none of them got more hurt or something.
0:23 — Bills kicker kicks 30-yard field goal (13-13 tie)
All square. Four fingers up, folks.
14:22 — Chiefs punt (13-13 tie)
Okay, one more time.
12:55 — Tuel throws 3-yard pass to T.J Graham. Graham fumbles. Ball is recovered by Tamba Hali, who returns it for a touchdown (20-13 Chiefs)
This is the game right here. Should we keep going? Why bother? Ugh, okay fine.
10:40 — Old Bills Punter Punts (20-13 Chiefs)
7:40 — Chiefs punt (20-13 Chiefs)
6:38 — Old Bills Punter Punts (20-13 Chiefs)
5:51 — Smith throws 10-yard pass to Dwayne Bowe (20-13 Chiefs)
I actually kind of feel bad for Bowe in this offense. This might be his longest ball of the year.
5:10 — Jamal Charles runs for 10-yard gain (20-13 Chiefs)
When was the last time a running back truly gashed the Bills? Shane Vereen?
2:18 — Chiefs kicker kicks 39-yard field goal (23-13 Chiefs)
That’s one way to end it.
2:13 — Tuel throws 12-yard pass to Stevie Johnson (23-13 Chiefs)
2:00 — Tuel runs for 14-yard gain (23-13 Chiefs)
Overwhelming sadness despite the good visuals.
1:54 — Tuel throws 14-yard pass to Johnson (23-13 Chiefs)
1:38 — Incomplete. Incomplete. Jackson runs for 6-yard gain (23-13 Chiefs)
1:32 — Tuel throws incomplete pass on 4th and 4 (23-13 Chiefs)
A graceful exit, as always.
End of Game
Let’s get out of here.
You, At Work This Week
Come back, E.J. Please.
See you next week.