Hello. The Bills played a home game against the New York Jets on Sunday. Here’s how it went.
(I wish the Bills could beat the Jets)
14:17 — Bilal Powell runs for 10-yard gain (0-0 tie)
Yeah no thanks.
12:57 — Geno Smith throws incomplete pass. Smith hurt by Marcel Dareus (0-0 tie)
He’ll come back. But he definitely wasn’t right after this.
11:46 — Smith fumbles. Recovered by Jets Jets punt (0-0 tie)
A day without punt flags is like, you know, night.
8:31 — Bills go 3-and-out, Old Bills Punter punts (0-0 tie)
I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that punt flag.
8:23 — Smith throws 33-yard pass to Santonio Holmes (0-0 tie)
5:56 — Jets kicker misses 48-yard field goal (0-0 tie)
5:27 — E.J. Manuel throws 10-yard pass to Marquise Goodwin (0-0 tie)
Flash was their best receiver and he definitely had to be.
3:41 — Old Bills Punter punts on 4th and 5 from the Jets 45 (0-0 tie)
We have always been at war with Punt Flag.
1:33 — Jets go 3-and-out, punt (0-0 tie)
Be yourself; everyone else is already punt flag.
12:44 — Bills kicker kicks 40-yard field goal (3-0 Bills)
Nothing else matters on that drive but points. Points!
11:50 — Smith sacked by Jarius Byrd. Jets punt (3-0 Bills)
Without punt flag, life would be a mistake.
4:13 — Manuel throws 34-yard touchdown pass to T.J. Graham (10-0 Bills)
It’s all coming together now.
3:59 — Smith sacked by Kyle Williams. Fumbles. Recovered by Manny Lawson (10-0 Bills)
This looks promising.
3:19 — Frank Summers runs for 3-yard touchdown (17-0 Bills)
2:36 — Smith intercepted by Byrd (17-0 Bills)
1:19 — Bills kicker kicks 42-yard field goal (20-0 Bills)
0:33 — Smith throws 15-yard pass to Holmes. Play is reviewed and overturned (20-0 Bills)
10:20 — Old Bills Punter drops snap, punts two yards (20-0 Bills)
This doesn’t even deserve a punt flag. You have to earn it, OBP.
9:24 — Smith throws 38-yard pass to Holmes (20-0 Bills)
What he said.
7:21 — Chris Ivory runs for 1-yard touchdown (20-7 Bills)
OH NO PANIC (Nah. Don’t do that.)
6:18 — Bills go 3-and-out, punt (20-7 Bills)
Be the punt flag that you wish to see in the world.
5:19 — Jets go 3-and-out, punt (20-7 Bills)
So many punt flags, so little time.
5:07 — Manuel throws 40-yard pass to Graham (20-7 Bills)
Could it be?
4:46 — Maneul throws 43-yard pass to Goodwin (27-7 Bills)
3:59 — Smith intercepted by Byrd (27-7 Bills)
Pay that man.
3:07 — Bills go 3-and-out, punt (27-7 Bills)
We accept the punt flag we think we deserve.
1:20 — Smith intercepted by Da’Norris Searcy, who returns it for a touchdown (34-7 Bills)
15:00 — Jets go 3-and-out, punt (34-7 Bills)
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it punt flag.
13:08 — Bills go 3-and-out, punt (34-7 Bills)
Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it punt flagged.
12:16 — Matt Simms (!!!) throws 25-yard to Greg Salas (34-7 Bills)
11:33 — Simms throws 10-yard pass to Jeff Cumberland (34-7 Bills)
Mind the gap.
9:41 — Simms throws 13-yard touchdown pass to Cumberland (34-14 Bills)
8:13 — Manuel throws 31-yard pass to Scott Chandler (34-14 Bills)
6:55 — Goodwin runs for 17-yard gain (34-14 Bills)
4:07 — Bills Kicker kicks 43-yard field goal (37-14 Bills)
4:02 — Ivory runs for 69-yard gain (37-14 Bills)
End of Game
You, At Work This Week
Don’t you have something you should be doing?
Have a great Thanksgiving, everyone. We’ll see you after the bye.