Hi there. The Bills played a road game against the Pittsburgh Steelers on Sunday. Here’s how it went.
Oh hello there, football.
11:49 — Ben Roethlisberger throws 26-yard pass to Jericho Cotchery (0-0 tie)
Football is the worst.
10:32 — Roethlisberger throws interception to Jarius Byrd (0-0 tie)
Football is the best!
8:15 — E.J. Manuel runs for 8-yard gain on 3rd and 7 (0-0 tie)
He looks good!
6:19 — Bills Kicker kicked 20-yard field goal (3-0 Bills)
Good one, Bills kicker.
5:30 — Steelers go 3-and-out. Steelers punter punts (3-0 Bills)
I love the smell of punt flag in the morning.
4:08 — Bills go 3-and-out. Old Bills Punter punts 24 freaking yards (3-0 Bills)
Leave the gun. Take the punt flag.
2:01 — Steelers go 3-and-out. Steelers punter punts (3-0 Bills)
I’m gonna make him a punt flag he can’t refuse.
0:39 — Bills go 3-and-out. Old Bills Punter punts 26 freaking yards (3-0 Bills)
Love means never having to say you’re punt flag.
15:00 — Jonathan Dywer runs for 6-yard gain on 3rd and 1 (3-0 Bills)
HOW?!? HOW DID HE DO THAT?!?!?
12:53 — Emmanuel Sanders runs for 25-yard gain (3-0 Bills)
10:12 — Le’Veon Bell runs four straight times (3-0 Bills)
It did work pretty well.
9:29 — Roethlisberger sacked by Kyle Williams (3-0 Bills)
8:52 — Steelers kicker kicks 36-yard field goal (3-3 tie)
8:14 — Manuel throws 26-yard pass to Stevie Johnson (3-3 tie)
This was the longest Bills offensive play of the game.
7:03 — Manuel throws incomplete pass to Chris Aggro Gragg (3-3 tie)
He didn’t have it, it seems.
6:50 — Bills punter punts (3-3 tie)
Here’s looking at you, punt flag.
6:02 — Roethlisberger throws 34-yard pass to Bell (3-3 tie)
Actually, it probably will.
2:34 — Roethlisberger throws 24-yard pass to Antonio Brown on 3rd and 4 (3-3 tie)
Oh no. They’re serious about this scoring thing.
2:00 — Roethlisberger throws 5-yard touchdown pass to Cotchery (10-3 Steelers)
0:49 — The Bills get a first down but mostly they punt (10-3 Steelers)
Forget it, Jake, it’s punt flag.
EAT YOUR PUNTS THEY ARE GOOD FOR YOU!
11:59 — Manuel sacked on 3rd and 1 (10-3 Steelers)
You know what’s coming.
11:30 — Old Bills Punter punts (10-3 Steelers)
Punt flag, you’re trying to seduce me. Aren’t you?
10:02 — Roethlisberger throws 20-yard pass to Brown (10-3 Steelers)
She deserved it.
8:41 — Roethlisberger sacked by Marcel Dareus. Roethlisberger fumbles. Roethlisberger recovers. (10-3 Steelers)
8:10 — Steelers punter punts (10-3 Steelers)
I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little punt flag too!
7:58 — Manuel throws 20-yard pass to Johnson (10-3 Steelers)
Start planning the parade.
6:16 — Bills punt on 4th and 1 (10-3 Steelers)
I have always depended on the kindness of punt flags.
6:05 — Roethlisberger throws 40-yard pass to Brown (10-3 Steelers)
3:48 — Dareus flagged for incroachment on field goal attempt for Steelers first down (10-3 Steelers)
Nice work, idiot.
3:08 — Bell runs for 4-yard touchdown (17-3 Steelers)
HEY GUESS WHAT IS COMING NEXT OHMYGODICAN’TWAIT
2:32 — Bills go 3-and-out. Bills punter punts (17-3 Steelers)
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a punt flag.
1:58 — Roethlisberger sacked by Jerry Hughes (17-3 Steelers)
1:19 — Steelers punter punts (17-3 Steelers)
All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my punt flag.
14:09 — Old Bills Punter punts on 4th and 5 from the Pittsburgh 36 (17-3 Steelers)
There’s no crying in punt flag.
Let’s go down to
Chan Gailey Doug Marrone for an explanation. Chan Doug?
Makes sense. Let’s move on, then.
10:27 — Roethlisberger sacked by Jerry Hughes (17-3 Steelers)
Did this happen? Twice? Really? Huh.
9:57 — Steelers punter punts (17-3 Steelers)
Nobody puts punt flag in a corner.
9:47 — Manuel intercepted by Ryan Clark (17-3 Steelers)
Well that sure isn’t a punt.
8:05 — Steelers go 3-and-out. Steelers kicker kicks 37-yard field goal (20-3 Steelers)
What we’ve got here is a failure to punt flag.
7:27 — Manuel sacked by Jarvis Jones (20-3 Steelers)
6:52 — Manuel sacked by Cam Heyward (20-3 Steelers)
6:25 — Old Bills Punter Punts (20-3 Steelers)
I feel the need—the need for punt flag.
4:38 — Steelers go 3-and-out. Steelers kicker kicks 23-yard field goal (23-3 Steelers)
2:57 — Manuel throws 16-yard pass to Chris Hogan (23-3 Steelers)
2:35 — Manuel throws 9-yard pass to Chris Aggro Gragg (23-3 Steelers)
Behold the mountain.
2:09 — Manuel throws 8-yard pass to Chris Aggro Gragg (23-3 Steelers)
1:44 — Manuel throws 6-yard pass to Chris Aggro Gragg (23-2 Steelers)
He wants it. Other players caught passes but only the Aggro Gragg matters anymore.
0:58 — Manuel sacked, fumbles.
Play is reviewed and overturned. (23-3 Steelers)
0:05 — Manuel throws 2-yard touchdown pass to false start hero Chris Aggro Gragg (23-10 Steelers)
End of Game
You still lost, dummy.
You, At Work This Week
Is it the bye week yet?
See you next Sunday.