Hey there. The Bills played a home game against the Baltimore Ravens on Sunday. Here’s how it went.
Oh, and in honor of Breaking Bad ending I’m going to use a bunch of GIFs from the show but NO SPOILERS. I promise. We don’t roll like that. Scout’s honor. Okay. Football. Let’s do it.
13:07 — Joe Flacco throws 14-yard pass to Marlon Brown on 3rd and 13 (0-0 tie)
Great. It’s a repeat.
11:04 — Ravens punt (0-0 tie)
10:54 — C.J. Spiller runs for 10-yard gain (0-0 tie)
Maybe this won’t be so bad.
9:48 — E.J. Manuel throws 14-yard pass to Scott Chandler on 3rd and 2 (0-0 tie)
8:36 — Manuel throws 26-yard pass to T.J. Graham (0-0 tie)
Let’s keep it going.
6:49 — Manuel sacked on 3rd and 3 at the Baltimore 7 (0-0 tie)
Internal clocks and whatnot.
6:15 — Bills Kicker kicks 27-yard field goal (3-0 Bills)
5:37 — Flacco intercepted by Aaron Williams (3-0 Bills)
An unexpected twist in the Secondary Saga!
3:07 — Bills Kicker kicks 27-yard field goal on 4th and 2 from the 9 (6-0 Bills)
Not a fan.
1:05 — Baltimore goes 3-and-out. Punts (6-0 Bills)
0:58 — Manuel throws 19-yard pass to Robert Woods (6-0 Bills)
Love this combo.
15:00 — Manuel sacked by Chris Canty. Fumbles. Baltimore recovers (6-0 Bills)
Like an Aztec to the kneecaps.
14:43 — Flacco throws 17-yard pass to Dallas Clark (6-0 Bills)
Every shot counts, Joe.
14:00 — Flacco throws 10-yard touchdown to Brown (7-6 Ravens)
Long way to go.
10:51 — Punt, punt (7-6 Ravens)
Aaron Williams made a tremendous play during this stretch, but that’s okay. He has another moment coming.
8:45 — Manuel throws 40-yard touchdown pass to Woods (13-7 Bills)
I want this in my life forever.
8:14 — Flacco intercepted by Jim Leonhard (13-7 Bills)
This guy just keeps showing up everywhere.
7:27 — Manuel throws 14-yard pass to Chandler on 3rd and 12 (13-7 Bills)
6:57 — Fred Jackson runs for 16-yard touchdown (20-7 Bills)
Not enough bathrooms, though.
4:45 — Punt, punt (20-7 Bills)
4:33 — Flacco throws 7-yard pass to Tandon Doss. Doss Fumbles. Leonhard recovers.
Play is reviewed and overturned. Incomplete pass.
That’s the last interesting thing that happened in the half. It’s a bit depressing, and also perfect. NFL Football!
Taco Monkey IS the danger.
12:06 — Punt, punt (20-7 Bills)
11:23 — Manuel intercepted on tipped ball by Daryl Smith (20-7 Bills)
10:34 — Flacco intercepted in the end zone by Aaron Williams (20-7 Bills)
After that fairly incredible interception, Williams was all like:
10:22 — Manuel throws 28-yard pass to Lee Smith (20-7 Bills)
He makes Lee Smith look like… Lee Smith. I’ll work on it.
8:57 — Bills punter punts on 4th and 5 from the Baltimore 45 (20-7 Bills)
I’m not mad. Just… disappointed.
8:48 — Flacco throws 13-yard pass to Clark (20-7 Bills)
Just, you know, getting ready.
7:49 — Flacco throws 22-yard pass to Torrey Smith. Williams called for horsecollar tackle (20-7 Bills)
7:22 — Flacco throws 26-yard touchdown to Smith (20-14 Bills)
6:59 — Manuel throws 24-yard pass to Chandler (20-14 Bills)
Play is reviewed. Overturned. Incomplete.
Change of heart.
6:07 — Bills punter punts (20-14 Bills)
5:24 – Flacco throws 17-yard pass to Doss (20-14 Bills)
5:01 — Flacco intercepted by Kiko Alonso (20-14 Bills)
Not exaggerating when I say he’s already my favorite Bill.
3:35 — Woods runs for 13-yard gain (20-14 Bills)
Change of pace.
3:11 — Jackson runs for 10-yard gain (20-14 Bills)
I’ve been meaning to ask.
2:04 — Manuel throws 4-yard touchdown to Woods
Play is reviewed. Catch is overturned. Fourth down.
1:59 — Bills Kicker kicks 24-yard field goal (23-14 Bills)
No, Bills Kicker! NEVER!
8:42 — Manuel intercepted on deep pass intended for Woods (23-14 Bills)
Totally the right read. Rookie throw. Someone hold me.
8:33 — Flacco throws 74-yard pass to Smith (23-14 Bills)
7:16 — Ravens Kicker kicks 24-yard field goal (23-17 Bills)
Meanwhile, Ray Rice and Bernard Pierce are:
5:49 — Bills punter punts (23-17 Bills)
5:43 — Flacco throws 33-yard pass to Deonte Thompson. Leonhard gets personal foul penalty (23-20 Bills)
Nice work, Jimothy.
5:31 — Flacco sacked by Mario Williams (23-17 Bills)
Drink up, folks.
4:52 — Rice runs for 7-yard gain (23-17 Bills)
They were supposed to forget about you!
4:08 — Ravens Kicker kicks 24-yard field goal on 4th and 5 from the 6 (23-20 Bills)
Thank you for coaching, John Harbaugh. You fool.
4:04 — Jackson runs for 2-yard gain (23-20 Bills)
3:22 — Manuel derps for no gain. Fumbles.
Let’s just walk away from that one.
2:32 — Jackson runs for 4-yard gain. Bills punter punts (23-20 Bills)
Please. Please don’t let them play dumb and still win.
2:20 — Flacco sacked by Marcel Dareus (23-20 Bills)
Marcel Dareus is the one who knocks.
1:52 — Flacco throws 21-yard pass to Smith (23-20 Bills)
You ready for this?
1:33 — Rice runs for 2-yard gain (23-20 Bills)
Just wait. The big play has to be coming.
1:04 — Flacco intercepted by Kiko Alonso (23-20 Bills)
Really remarkable athleticism by the Bills defense on these interceptions. Also:
0:57 — Manuel takes knee (23-20 Bills)
Wait… they know they can’t just run out the clock here, right?
0:54 — Manuel takes knee (23-20 Bills)
Do-do they know they can’t run out the clock?
0:51 — Manuel takes knee, gets hit by Terrell Suggs. Loses helmet. Band on the field. Penalty. First down (23-20 Bills)
Pretty sure Eyebrows on the sidelines isn’t happy about that one.
End of Game
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See you on Thursday.