The Bills played a football game against Arizona on Sunday. Here’s how it went.
Uh… oh God.
14:55 — Fred Jackson rushes for four yards. He fumbles. Cardinals recover (0-0 tie)
I JUST GOT THIS THING BACK ON THE ROAD!
13:50 — Jay Feely kicks 49-yard field goal (3-0 Cardinals)
Susan Lucci keeps her promises.
8:36 — Chris Kelsay sacks Kevin Kolb Tackled By Chris Kelsay In End Zone. Safety (3-2 Cardinals)
If you were looking for a Safety Dance GIF, you must be outside of your mind.
3:35 — C.J. Spiller runs for 10-yard touchdown (9-3 Bills)
He was a bit faster than that.
0:26 — Kolb sacked by Mario Williams on 3rd and 9 (9-3 Bills)
Well look who showed up.
11:06 — Bills go three-and-out. Fitzpatrick throws for -8 yards (9-3 Bills)
We’re still winning, right?
4:47 — Kevin Kolb throws 9-yard touchdown pass to Larry Fitzgerald (10-9 Cardinals)
They were real tears, I swear.
Jimbo would be proud.
0:11 — Fitzpatrick sacked by O’Brien Schofield (10-9 Cardinals)
The guy’s first name is O’Brien. He kind of deserves the sack.
Also:
For your health.
5:53 — Kolb sacked by Nick Barnett (10-9 Cardinals)
If you’re just going to stand there, you’re asking for it.
3:12 — Feely kicks 49-yard field goal (13-9 Cardinals)
Good contact.
2:03 — Spiller runs for 33 yards on 2nd and 3 at midfield (13-9 Cardinals)
0:27 — Fred Jackson scores on 1-yard touchdown run (16-13 Bills)
Get loose.
5:54 — Jarius Byrd intercepted Kolb in Bills territory (16-13 Bills)
Byrd stared deep into Kevin’s eyes, and he liked what he saw.
3:07 — Brad Smith throws interception in the end zone (16-13 Bills)
Great party, Chan.
2:06 — Kolb sacked, is injured (16-13 Bills)
I’m sure this will be the end of it.
1:53 — John Skelton throws 17-yard completion to Fitzgerald (16-13 Bills)
1:09 — Feely kicks 61-yard field goal (16-16 tie)
Nailed it.
0:50 — Bills go three-and-out (16-16 tie)
0:46 — J. Skelton throws 28-yard pass to Fitzgerald to bring Arizona to the Bills’ 20 (16-16 tie)
0:03 — Feeley attempts 38-yard field goal (16-16 tie)
The kick is up…
Bipartisan lulz.
Bills win coin toss. They will receive (16-16 tie)
Skip the formalities and end this nightmare.
13:08 — Bills punt from the Cardinals’ 35 yard line. Touchback (16-16 tie)
Why? Why does this keep happening to us?
11:55 — Byrd intercepts Skelton, returns ball to Arizona 6 (16-16 tie)
Everybody loves a twist.
11:50 — Fitzpatrick takes a knee, for whatever reason (16-16 Bills)
Just get out of the way, idiot-head.
11:10 — Rian Lindell kicks 25-yard field goal (19-16 Bills)
I just hope the horse is okay.
This one’s going to haunt you for a while. See you next Sunday.