Week 5 GIF Recap

The Bills played a football game against San Francisco on Sunday. Here’s how it went.

Pregame

No, really. I’m sure it’s going to be fun.

First Quarter

12:15 — Leodis McKelvin returns punt 80 yards for touchdown

Flag on the field.

Holding

It’s okay. I’m sure they’ll have plenty of chances to score touchdowns.

7:25 — David Akers kicks 19-yard field goal (3-0 49ers)

Tell ‘em, Mr. President.

7:14 — McKelvin returns kickoff 58 yards to 49ers 44 (3-0 49ers)

That cat is fast.

4:29 — On ensuing drive, Bills punter punts (3-0 49ers)

They gained seven yards in almost four minutes on that drive. Inspiring.

Second Quarter

10:46 — Rian Lindell kicks 31-yard field goal (3-3 tie)

Savor this moment, people. It is the apex of your existence.

10:31 — Alex Smith completes 36-yard pass to Michael Crabtree (3-3 tie)

The defense held last ti-

9:54 — Smith throws 43-yard touchdown pass to Kyle Williams (10-3 49ers)

I don’t think they’re getting up from that.

0:49 — Colin Kaepernick runs for 6-yard gain, fumbles. Marcel Dareus recovers (10-3 49ers)

So you’re saying there’s a chance?

0:29 — Ryan Fitzpatrick throws 11-yard pass to Scott Chandler, who fumbles. Dashon Goldson recovers (10-3 49ers)

Nope.

0:29 — Smith throws 28-yard touchdown pass to Crabtree (17-3 49ers)

Halftime

Also:

Go do some housework. Save yourself.

Third Quarter

11:50 — Bills punter punts after receiving ball to start quarter (17-3 49ers)

9:06 — Frank Gore runs for 1-yard touchdown (24-3 49ers)

Defense!

7:00 — Chris Culliver intercepts Fitzpatrick near end zone (24-3 49ers)

Fourth Quarter

14:12 — Smith throws 10-yard touchdown pass to Mario Manningham (31-3 49ers)

Boom goes the dynamite.

9:55 — Colin Kaepernick runs for 16-yard touchdown (38-3 49ers)

No one cries pretty.

1:11 — Anthony Dixon runs for 3-yard touchdown (45-3 49ers)

At this point my eyes filled with blood and everything looked really Virtual Boy to me. I’m going to assume it actually looked like this.

End of Game

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See you next Sunday.