There was a football game on Sunday. Here’s how it went.
We were all Courage the Cowardly Dog.
11:46 — Scott intercepts Sanchez
This is going to be fun!
9:51 — Revis intercepts Fitzpatrick
6:02 — Sanchez touchdown pass to Kerley (7-0 Jets)
2:24 — Fitzpatrick throws his second interception
Stop hitting yourself.
14:53 — Sanchez throws 33-yard touchdown pass to Hill (14-0 Jets)
12:40 — Moorman punt returned for 68-yard touchdown by Kerley (21-0 Jets)
11:07 — Fred Jackson runs for 7-yard gain, gets hit by LaRon Landry
He stays down.
He does not return.
We’re all going to die.
9:06 — C.J. Spiller runs for 56-yard touchdown (21-7 Jets)
Two Minute Drill — Field Goals (27-7 Jets)
Pull the trigger.
13:41 — Fitzpatrick throws 40-yard touchdown pass to Antonio Cromartie (34-7 Jets)
To be fair, he was wide open.
9:38 — Sanches throws 17-yard touchdown pass to Hill (41-7)
4:26 — Fitzpatrick throws 5-yard touchdown pass to Scott Chandler (41-14 Jets)
Mufasa is dead, kid.
7:57 — Fitzpatrick throws 6-yard touchdown pass to Donald Jones (41-21 Jets)
You’re not going to get me with that, quarterback-guy.
5:58 — Fitzpatrick throws 29-yard touchdown to Stevie Johnson (41-28 Jets)
1:17 — Shonn Greene 1-yard touchdown run (48-28 Jets)
Is it over yet?
End of Game
We’ll see you next Sunday.