The Bills played a football game in Cleveland on Sunday. Here’s how it went.
Seriously. This retro thing is starting to get out of hand.
13:25 — Browns punt after going 3-and-out (0-0)
9:04 — Ryan Fitzpatrick Throws 9-yard touchdown pass to T.J. Graham (7-0 Bills)
Looks like Fitzpatrick left his poo brain in Buffalo, you guys.
6:59 — Browns punt after 3-and-out (7-0 Bills)
That’s pretty much what the offense looked like for Cleveland.
5:06 — Fitzpatrick throws 32-yard touchdown pass to C.J. Spiller (14-0 Bills)
That’s what it actually looked like. (via Deadspin) Here’s what you did.
You might not know this, but you kind of suck at dancing.
3:11 — Cleveland punts again, after a 3-and-out (14-0 Bills)
3:05 — Spiller runs for 10 yards, called back on holding penalty (14-0 Bills)
Spiller doesn’t get up.
He doesn’t return.
We’re all going to die.
12:15 — Fitzpatrick is sacked, fumbles. Cleveland recovers (14-0 Bills)
Bad poo brain. Bad!
9:47, 6:53 — Punt, Punt (14-0 Bills)
2:12 — Trent Richardson rushes for 6-yard touchdown (14-7 Bills)
Let’s try to remain calm here.
This one could go either way.
10:38 — Rian Lindell kicks 37-yard field goal (17-7 Bills)
Give the people what they want.
2:27 — Brandon Weeden throws 22-yard touchdown pass to Travis Benjamin (17-14 Bills)
Looks like there’s still some work to do here.
14:57 — Weeden sacked by Mark Anderson on 3rd and 12 at the Bills 49 (17-14 Bills)
Come out and play, 28-year-old rookie quarterback.
9:08 — Fitzpatrick throws 9-yard touchdown pass to Stevie Johnson (24-14 Bills)
Yeah, I’d stick with the retro stuff if I were you.
6:03 — Cleveland punts on 4th and 9 at their own 36 (24-14 Bills)
That was basically the white flag there.
4:59 — Weeden sacked by Dareus and Williams (24-14 Bills)
699 GIFs to go.
4:21 — Weeden intercepted by Leodis McKelvin (24-14 Bills)
Even he made a play!
1:50 — Weeden intercepted by Bryan Scott (24-14 Bills)
End of Game
Can you moonwalk down the 90? I’m sure somebody tried.
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