Week 2 GIF Recap

The Bills played the Chiefs on Sunday. Here’s how it went.

Pregame

This is going to be better than last week, yes?

First Quarter

10:11 — Ryan Fitzpatrick throws incomplete pass on 3rd and 1 (0-0)

Stop with the poo brain, Ryan.

7:53 — Chiefs go three-and-out (0-0)

They’re really bad at football, too!

2:01 — C.J. Spiller runs for 17-yard touchdown (7-0 Bills)

That guy’s good at being a running back.

Second Quarter

13:50 — Spiller runs for 38-yard gain (7-0 Bills)


12:29 — Three plays later, Spiller scores from five yards out (14-0, Bills)

Football! I’ve always loved football!

10:17 — Matt Cassel sacked by Marcel Dareus on 3rd and 9 (14-0 Bills)

He’s a cat. An agile cat.

6:58 — Cassel sacked by Alex Carrington. He fumbles. Ball is recovered by Mario Williams (14-0 Bills)

If you don’t think I already have 700 Super Mario GIFs saved somewhere, you’re a stupid idiot person.

3:29 — Ryan Fitzpatrick throws 10-yard touchdown pass to Scott Chandler (21-0 Bills)

The Jills are loving this.

0:38 — Peyton Hillis fumbles at the Bills’ one yard line. Buffalo recovers. (21-0 Bills)

[Ugly laugh]

Halftime

Also:

Third Quarter

7:32 — Ryan Succop kicks 33-yard field goal (21-3 Bills)

This game even brought Mufasa back to life.

5:35 — Fitzpatrick throws 49-yard touchdown pass to Stevie Johnson (28-3 Bills)


3:46 — Leodis McKelvin returns punt 88 yards for touchdown (35-3 Bills)

Dance party.

3:09 — Matt Cassel sacked by Kelvin Sheppard (35-3 Bills)

This one is actual game footage. No, really.

Fourth Quarter

6:26 — Cassel throws 33-yard touchdown pass to Dwayne Bowe

Is there… still football happening?

1:11 — Cassel throws 2-yard touchdown pass to Bowe (35-17 Bills)

I guess you have to get through eventually.

End of Game

That’ll do.

You, At Work This Week

See you next Sunday.

3 Comments

  1. please never stop and please never change the halftime gif.

  2. Sarah

    So… That’s amazing. I’m giving you a standing ovation.