The Bills played the Chiefs on Sunday. Here’s how it went.
This is going to be better than last week, yes?
10:11 — Ryan Fitzpatrick throws incomplete pass on 3rd and 1 (0-0)
Stop with the poo brain, Ryan.
7:53 — Chiefs go three-and-out (0-0)
They’re really bad at football, too!
2:01 — C.J. Spiller runs for 17-yard touchdown (7-0 Bills)
That guy’s good at being a running back.
13:50 — Spiller runs for 38-yard gain (7-0 Bills)
12:29 — Three plays later, Spiller scores from five yards out (14-0, Bills)
Football! I’ve always loved football!
10:17 — Matt Cassel sacked by Marcel Dareus on 3rd and 9 (14-0 Bills)
He’s a cat. An agile cat.
6:58 — Cassel sacked by Alex Carrington. He fumbles. Ball is recovered by Mario Williams (14-0 Bills)
If you don’t think I already have 700 Super Mario GIFs saved somewhere, you’re a stupid idiot person.
3:29 — Ryan Fitzpatrick throws 10-yard touchdown pass to Scott Chandler (21-0 Bills)
The Jills are loving this.
0:38 — Peyton Hillis fumbles at the Bills’ one yard line. Buffalo recovers. (21-0 Bills)
7:32 — Ryan Succop kicks 33-yard field goal (21-3 Bills)
This game even brought Mufasa back to life.
5:35 — Fitzpatrick throws 49-yard touchdown pass to Stevie Johnson (28-3 Bills)
3:46 — Leodis McKelvin returns punt 88 yards for touchdown (35-3 Bills)
3:09 — Matt Cassel sacked by Kelvin Sheppard (35-3 Bills)
This one is actual game footage. No, really.
6:26 — Cassel throws 33-yard touchdown pass to Dwayne Bowe
Is there… still football happening?
1:11 — Cassel throws 2-yard touchdown pass to Bowe (35-17 Bills)
I guess you have to get through eventually.
End of Game
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See you next Sunday.