Tim Tebow is in town. Stop the presses. He reportedly had dinner with Jim Kelly last night and that makes me happy that Jimbo doesn’t make personnel decisions for the Bills on draft day.
Not to set off any alarm bells in Buffalo or anything, but Buddy Nix really likes Tim Tebow.
Alarms are sounding off all over Western New York. Or at least here in the Roost.
Buddy Nix, unlike Kelly, has a say in who the Bills select. In fact, he’s got the most say aside from old Ralph Wilson. So I hope King means that Nix likes Tebow as a person. Because there’s no way he can like the way he plays quarterback.
Someone please assure me that there’s no way they use the No. 9 pick on Tebow.
We have to hope they don’t move down in the first round or up from the second round to pick him and we have to hope someone has already taken him before they make their second pick. Because apparently everyone thinks some general manager will be dumb enough to select Tebow in the top 50.
Is it so hard to pick a quarterback who actually has experience playing quarterback?
Actually, someone just assure me that there’s no way the Bills draft Tim Tebow at all. The franchise has so many holes that to waste a draft pick on a project like Tebow would be the absolute dumbest thing they could do. It would set the franchise back and the Bills would continue to be a punchline throughout the league.
But then again, is it bad that, deep down, I want the Bills to draft Tim Tebow for the same reason I like watching stuff like this on TV?
It would be a train wreck, but it would be a fun train wreck, right? It would give us a reason to heckle and ridicule the Bills even more. We’d actually have a reason to write about them again. Tebow would be the talk of the town, if only because everyone would be talking about how he throws a football like a 14-year-old girl.
Tebow would actually be the best Bills fullback since Larry Centers. Wah wah wah, Tim Tebow’s intangibles. If the Donovan McNabb trade isn’t happening, draft someone that’s played quarterback.
Our relationship with the Bills is strained as it is. Please don’t make us legitimately hate the product on the field by drafting Tebow. Just don’t.