Why is everything so… hard?
Drop the hammer.
We’re always excited about twoeightnine shirts, but this one is one of the best.
It may be a little too New York Mets/Buffalo Bisons for …
“Is this a road game? Oh, crap.”
You know they are showing cartoons on the big board right now.
Ah, man, I’m totally going to be out of town when the Black Eyed Peas are here.
I left my wallet… in El Segundo.
Just inspecting all the dents I’ve left from errant shots all these years.
I wonder if my career population will ever fill up these seats…
“Are you there, God? It’s me, Jason.”
Driving’s hard, alright!
The Hills… Have Eyes
ahhh, one of Robot Chicken’s finest sketches.
“what do you mean i’m holding the stick wrong?”
“don’t you dare knock down my puck pyramid, that took me an hour to build”
“The secret of my succe$s? High socks.”
ok, so i’m 16 hours early. big deal!