Homonyms and Plastic Tubes

by Ryan

The hockey world is buzzing over Tampa’s team-building experiment known as “strip shootout.” Here’s the part where I should probably link to naked hockey players, but I don’t think that’s going to happen. In my head the exercise looks something like the opening credits of this:

Yeah, something like that.

The reason I bring this up is because the last time the Sabres were in Florida they had a little teambuilding of their own. Instead of playing those teambuilding games that make you want to stab someone in the eye with a wooden block, they went out and played paintball. Although, Mike Grier looks like he would love that “Crossover” game.

So with the Sabres spending another five days in Florida, what should they do to teambuild down there? They only have two games to play, which leaves plenty of time to bond and learn more about eachother through goofy activities. I doubt they play paintball again, and Golisano will never let them buy an entire set of TOOBEEZ, so maybe we should help them come up with something.

Feel free to come up with some suggestions in the comments. My only suggestion is to keep Tim Connolly away from “The Grove” in Miami.