Ever since Katebits linked to this page a few weeks ago, I’ve found my new internet time-killer — looking up quotes on imdb from my favorite TV characters before breaking into hysterical, uncontrollable laughter.
It’s great. It’s like re-watching all of your favorite shows, but only with the funny parts. I mean, just try reading Tracy Jordan’s page and not shoot milk out of your nose like a third-grader who heard an inappropriate joke in the cafeteria. Impossible. (Unless, of course, you aren’t a fan of the show, in which case you will probably read it stone-faced, unaware of the hilariousness of the statements of which you are reading.)
But nothing may be funnier that Brett Favre’s imdb quote page equivalent, thankfully put together by Fox Sports’ Mark Kriegel.
After reading this thing about 30 times, I keep going back and forth on how I feel about the whole situation. At first glance I thought, “Wow, this guy is mentally ill.” But as I read it again, I started thinking that the man is completely f*$&ing with everyone. I mean, would anyone with half a brain really flip flop that much?
Of course, upon further review, I think I can correctly assume that the man is a self-absorbed lunatic with a grudge. Yeah, that sounds right.