The Most Insignificant Mascot in Buffalo History: Crunch

The Goose’s Roost is on a quest to find The Most Insignificant Mascot in Buffalo History and we need your help. Each day, we’ll take a look at a particularly insignificant candidate and put it up for a vote on Monday Tuesday.

Today’s candidate was suggested by Ryan.


Name: Crunch, the official mascot of the Buffalo Destroyers of the Arena Football League

Species: In a stunning move of utter originality, the Destroyers decided their mascot should be a buffalo. Kudos to the marketing department for its forward thinking.

Years in existence: 1999 to 2003

What this mascot brought to Buffalo: Crunch displayed a fashion sense that was unrivaled by anyone in the community. I mean, seriously, look at that shirt. Am I wrong, or is that the mascot equivalent of one of those extravagant dragon shirts that all of the cool kids wear these days?

dragon shirt
Straight from Ryan's closet

Legacy: Much like the Destroyers, Crunch lives on! Well, sort of…

Is Crunch the most insignificant? State your case in the comments.


  1. Those silver pants are terrifying.

  2. For the record I have the red dragon shirt. It matches my sweet tribal tat pretty nicely, bra.