The Most Insignificant Mascot in Buffalo History: Crunch

The Goose’s Roost is on a quest to find The Most Insignificant Mascot in Buffalo History and we need your help. Each day, we’ll take a look at a particularly insignificant candidate and put it up for a vote on Monday Tuesday.

Today’s candidate was suggested by Ryan.

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Name: Crunch, the official mascot of the Buffalo Destroyers of the Arena Football League

Species: In a stunning move of utter originality, the Destroyers decided their mascot should be a buffalo. Kudos to the marketing department for its forward thinking.

Years in existence: 1999 to 2003

What this mascot brought to Buffalo: Crunch displayed a fashion sense that was unrivaled by anyone in the community. I mean, seriously, look at that shirt. Am I wrong, or is that the mascot equivalent of one of those extravagant dragon shirts that all of the cool kids wear these days?

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Straight from Ryan's closet

Legacy: Much like the Destroyers, Crunch lives on! Well, sort of…

Is Crunch the most insignificant? State your case in the comments.

2 Comments

  1. Those silver pants are terrifying.

  2. For the record I have the red dragon shirt. It matches my sweet tribal tat pretty nicely, bra.