Fantasy Update

by Ryan

Our Fantasy Hockey league crowned its champion yesterday, with Standing Room Only knocking off Concussion Junction 6-4. Brian Engblom’s Hair finished in third, and I’m not going to talk about it.

That means Brian S. gets a prize. But first, three images I found searching “standing” “room” and “only”:




Nice. Okay, so Brian S. gets a prize. Either it’s a guest post, or an undisclosed amount of black tar heroin.* So by all means, shoot us an email and let us know what you pick. The post can be about anything, even how much I suck.

Speaking of me sucking, last week was also the end of our NCAA Tourney Bracket. Amazingly, I did not win that either. In fact, our very own Chris won that, which actually does shock me. No offense, Chris. (I mean, who had Mich State and UNC in the title game? Jerk.) The Tick finished in second, and I was totally rooting for him the entire time.

Chris doesn’t get a Google Image Search, but he can post anytime he wants. Thanks to everyone who played either, and make sure you join in next year. Be sure to join in our NHL playoff pool as well, which I’ll post about later today.

*And by heroin, I mean a guest post.


  1. I didn’t want to rub it in.

  2. How the fuck did I finish second? I was dead last when I stopped checking my rank.

    I won my work pool though. Too bad the cheap bastards wouldn’t put any money down on it this year!