I suppose this may seem strange coming from a guy who loves the “Nanerpus“, but this commercial is by far the most awkward 30 seconds I’ve ever witnessed involving lunch meat:
Because that’s just what will get me into a Quiznos: hot man-on-toaster action. Now I suppose the commercial worked because I’m talking about it right now, so let me nullify it with this: Quiznos is awful and overpriced. Eat Subway.
That is all.