Thanks to Kate at Willfull Caboose for finding it first, but this has to be preserved on the site forever.
I think it’s important to realize that Rob Ray is not tripping on acid, because Ryan Miller sees it, too. Miller is just a better actor than Rob, although I’m pretty sure we knew that regardless of this video. I think we need to know what was going on behind the assembled media. This is no longer a matter of curiosity, but a matter of my sanity.
If an official answer is not possible, we must pool our answers and vote on the reason for Ray’s googly eyes. Here are a few of my ideas:
- Nelson De La Rosa came back to life and has become Clarke MacArthur’s lucky charm.
- Tim Connolly’s shaved… head.
- Derek Roy was watching Twilight on his iPod and didn’t invite him.
- Jim Corsi shaved his mustache.
- Goose’s clean energy dynamo finally started working.
- Maxim Afinogenov was finishing off his postgame meal of ox blood and Gypsy tears.
- Dominic Moore just got the flogging of his life.
If you have any other ideas, add them in the comments. I’m completely serious about setting up a poll. I think so far the leader at the clubhouse is Kate’s #10.