Twelve Seconds of Awesome

by Ryan

Thanks to Kate at Willfull Caboose for finding it first, but this has to be preserved on the site forever.

I think it’s important to realize that Rob Ray is not tripping on acid, because Ryan Miller sees it, too. Miller is just a better actor than Rob, although I’m pretty sure we knew that regardless of this video. I think we need to know what was going on behind the assembled media. This is no longer a matter of curiosity, but a matter of my sanity.

If an official answer is not possible, we must pool our answers and vote on the reason for Ray’s googly eyes. Here are a few of my ideas:

Nelson De La Rosa came back to life and has become Clarke MacArthur’s lucky charm.


– Tim Connolly’s shaved… head.

– Derek Roy was watching Twilight on his iPod and didn’t invite him.

– Jim Corsi shaved his mustache.

– Goose’s clean energy dynamo finally started working.

– Maxim Afinogenov was finishing off his postgame meal of ox blood and Gypsy tears.

– Dominic Moore just got the flogging of his life.

If you have any other ideas, add them in the comments. I’m completely serious about setting up a poll. I think so far the leader at the clubhouse is Kate’s #10.


  1. The WGR guys have to ask him about this tomorrow, right?

  2. I’m not sure, but I’m guessing “the flying squirrel” was involved.

  3. Andrew Peters was practicing his fighting technique

  4. Pjf-usrt

    Gotta admit, I wasn’t paying attention when that was going on…and I was just off to the left of the camera at the time….

  5. Well, these are interesting thoughts. I think they are true. However, everything is
    relative and ambiguous to my mind.

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