What’s a Jarkko to Do Tonight?

by Ryan

Tonight the Senators finish up the road trip from hell against the Boston Bruins. Based on what we saw in the last two Sabres games, this one will be a bloodbath. Missing the game will be Jarkko Ruutu, who still isn’t sure why he got a two game vacation. Our advice for him is to just enjoy the time off. Buy one of these, get some snacks, grab your favorite seat on the couch, and just try to enjoy the game.

We recommend burgundy.

2 Comments

  1. Defy Gravity...

    Missing the game will be Jarkko Ruutu, who still isn’t sure why he got a two game vacation.

    How in the world can he not understand why he’s suspended? Biting people is wrong Jarkko!

  2. Kim

    Maybe he could use some beef jerky to snack on instead of people’s appendages. Or maybe he’ll just eat the baby in the picture