Introducing…

by Ryan

Ladies and gentleman, I present to you Jason Pominville Postgame Press Conference Bingo.

After a few dozen postgame interviews it all starts to sound the same when it comes to Pommer, and we aim to find out just how similar it all is. We put together 24 commonly used phrases and will examine every interview he gives to see just how many he uses each time. We tried not to pick the obvious ones (stick, puck, goal, etc.) but rather specific Pominvillisms we all know and love. Classics like “playing the system”, “get pucks deep”, and “desperate team” are all there, along with Jason’s absolute favorite word: “definitely.”

There are no prizes, (unless you hear him to mention “puppies” a few times, then everybody wins) but this is something we all can have a little fun with. Let’s start with tonight’s game and see how things go. I’m guessing he knocks out at least half.

5 Comments

  1. amy

    Ryan, you are my new hero. This is amazing.

  2. Caroline

    This is perfect. Of course, Pominvillisms can only be true Pominvillisms if they’re spoken with the obligatory Pominville stutter.

  3. Jill

    OMG!!! This is hysterical! LMAO! Don’t forget the facial rubs he does…

  4. Katie

    I just thought you should know that I will be playing this for the rest of the season, and my sister will be, too! haha

  5. lakebnd79

    OMG! This is great! Can you make one for Timmy using words like shattered, undisclosed injury, broken,etc….???