This, which is probably the stupidest death-related-Cubs-fan story I’ve ever seen. There is a joke about all Cubs fans turning to dust waiting for a championship somewhere in there, but I’m too tired to make it.
This, which is by far the most predictable story of the summer, is re-freaking-diculous. Just go away already. Everyone either loves or hates you, and coming back will only turn more people to the latter opinion.
Can’t we just leave it at this? So much cleaner this way. Bret, there are no fancy graphics packages or stirring tributes involved when you are a backup quarterback. Ask Vinny Testaverde.