Tiger Woods Doesn’t Care About Black Rubber

by Ryan

It’s an interesting little story, and one that deserves exactly the word count it got.

“I don’t really care. Let’s talk about the Dodgers,” the California native (Woods) said. “I don’t think anybody really watches hockey anymore.”

Ouch.

But the improved television ratings for this year’s finals doesn’t seem to match Woods’ assessment.

Now that’s all well and good, but caring what Tiger Woods thinks about hockey is like wondering what Joseph Stalin thinks about dancing. Sure, there may be a common interest there, but is he really going to add anything coherent to the discussion?

To conclude, I’d like to give Tiger Woods a heartfelt “whatever”, as well as ask him what he thought of Thing 2’s stunning comeback on Flavor of Love 3. It just seems like the kinda thing he’d be into.