Kyle Wellwood is Busted, Earth Remains on Axis

by Ryan

Let’s just say that Tim Connolly is flat out impressed with Kyle Wellwood’s ability to unjure himself.

“I was playing indoor soccer and it (my foot) sort of cracked,” Wellwood told the Windsor Star.

Thing is, things don’t “sort of crack” with Wellwood, they shatter. He is probably the most injury prone person on the planet, with that kid born without skin ranking a distant second.

I think it’s safe to say he won’t be a target in the RFA market this summer. Then again, Kevin Lowe has been itching to overpay someone all spring. Expect him to sign a huge offer sheet from Edmonton, subsequently needing Tommy John surgery to repair the torn ligimants.

One Comment

  1. twoeightnine

    Fucksa unjure?