Lies, Births, and DUIs

by Ryan

So I was looking over the top stories today…

KG’s coming back… that’s good news.

Goodell’s a liar? Well… we knew that…

Bah… nothing else important on there.

WAIT! A guy delivered twins?!? That’s amazing!

Oh… nevermind.

Okay… no big deal.

Wha-ROSCOE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A heck of an off season, indeed…