Just Breathe

by Ryan

Lazy Eye should be okay, and this team still has a prayer.

Actually, I’ve been thinking about this, but it’s not Miller’s lazy eye, it’s his eyebrow. Take a look sometime, when he has on a hat or mask he looks fine because his eyebrows are covered. However, he has one eyebrow that goes in a completely different angle as the other, and when that’s visible he looks a bit… off.

Photo examination will follow, for sure.


  1. Dave

    Why do you have to be so negative, why cant you just keep it Lazy Eye, this way he has an insult and an excuse for a soft goal…I dont think the Silversun Pickups have a song called Mis-angled Brow…

  2. Heather B.

    Ryan’s perpetually cocked eyebrow is one of my favorite things about him.

  3. Ryan

    I wasn’t saying it was a bad thing, I was just kind of excited I finally figured out what the problem was.

    But you’re right, Heather, it actually gives him some character. It’s much better than having Reche Caldwell eyes…