Just Breathe

by Ryan

Lazy Eye should be okay, and this team still has a prayer.

Actually, I’ve been thinking about this, but it’s not Miller’s lazy eye, it’s his eyebrow. Take a look sometime, when he has on a hat or mask he looks fine because his eyebrows are covered. However, he has one eyebrow that goes in a completely different angle as the other, and when that’s visible he looks a bit… off.

Photo examination will follow, for sure.

4 Comments

  1. Dave

    Why do you have to be so negative, why cant you just keep it Lazy Eye, this way he has an insult and an excuse for a soft goal…I dont think the Silversun Pickups have a song called Mis-angled Brow…

  2. Heather B.

    Ryan’s perpetually cocked eyebrow is one of my favorite things about him.

  3. Ryan

    I wasn’t saying it was a bad thing, I was just kind of excited I finally figured out what the problem was.

    But you’re right, Heather, it actually gives him some character. It’s much better than having Reche Caldwell eyes…