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If you haven’t seen this video, you probably weren’t watching the Winter Classic.

The best part of it is that Miller is facing off against J.S Aubin. I wasn’t aware he was in the Kings rotation of goaltenders until I saw this. Then again, Ty Conklin won the Winter Classic and Todd Collins is starting a playoff game this weekend. Crazy times.

For the record, Amp tastes like battery acid. In a good way.

The breakdown of Mountain Dew products goes as follows:

Mountain Dew: Sprite + sugar
Code Red: Dew + blood of innocents
Baja Blast: Tidy Bowl water
Game Fuel: cocaine
AMP: battery acid

Just clearing things up…