Secret Santa: Bill Belichick

by Ryan

Today’s gift isn’t from us, but is still quite nice. I mean, who doesn’t love fatty fruit dip?

That’s right Bill! A secret admirer has made a nice bowl of guacamole for you. He even added a special ingredient to the mix. (Don’t worry, it’s all natural)

Eat up, Bill. You’re going to need your strength for the big game tonight.

What’s that? Oh, the kind soul who prepared your delightful little dish? No one important…

“There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.”

One Comment

  1. Rickey Henderson

    Hm… the poisoned guacamole dip is an ever better idea than Rickey’s exploding hooded sweatshirt scheme. Well done.