Missing in Action

by Ryan

We at the Goose’s Roost will do anything possible to help the Bills find the end zone.

Pictured above is a pylon, which signifies the goal line in traditional football games. The Bills can’t seem to find that little orange guy, and actually seem pretty indifferent to that whole “scoring touchdowns” theory some people have.

It wasn’t necessary today, but in the future we would appreciate it if they made an effort to embrace the cornucopia of points that comes with some orange plastic lovin.

It’s going to be hard to focus next week with all that orange flying around against Miami. It may help if we get a ton of snow so the pylons contrast better on all that white.

Or maybe you could, you know… LET EDWARDS THROW DEEP!

Either way, let’s hope we see some more rectangular cubage next Sunday.