Hey Look, Non-Steroid-Related Cheating!

by Rich

I’m currently on the road between Miami and Buffalo, but there are certain things I just can’t resist commenting on. Especially after the…Bills “game.” It’s nice to hear some heartwarming news like this.

Man. You know you’re dumb when you go to FSU and still have to cheat.

When reached for comment, Bobby Bowden did not appear to be aware of the situation and kept asking Mark Schlabach “You gonna bring me my pecan pie now, boy?”