Holy Crap

by Ryan

I was really hoping I wouldn’t have to use the “balls” tag for a while, but then I saw these and knew it would be necessary to break it out.

Holy crap. Have you listened to those ringtones? Talk about cookie cutter, huh? I wonder if anyone else has something different? Guess not.

I just can’t get over the fact that someone is going to pay two bucks for that. I understand this whole marketing scheme, but to actually pay for a twenty second clip of the guy from NFL 2K5 doing play by play is just crazy. He was completely emotionless with the go-ahead goal, too. Almost like it didn’t even happen.

The least they could have done is get the chant right. “Let’s Go Buffalo,” guys. I mean, every team in the league has to pick from two or three basic chants. We picked that one. Get it right, Cingular.

What I want to know is what happened to those “May Day” and other Rick Jeanneret ringtones. You know, the ones that actually made sense?

One Comment

  1. Jonathan Grant Keller

    The only ringtone I want is the Charlestown Chiefs organ music after they score a goal—I’d go $4.99 a month for that.