Free Agency Insomnia

By Ryan

Things I do while not sleeping before Free Agency:

Make a Mii that looks like Chris Drury.

Talk myself into Adam Mair as a second line centerman.

Refresh every 16 seconds.

Read articles such as this, this, and this.

Study the salary cap like lines of code from “The Matrix.”

Ponder the emptiness of a President’s Trophy banner raising without a captain.

Wish evil on whomever decided Free Agency should start on Canada Day.

Pray that Darcy isn’t sleeping, either.

Pray that lowballing Danny was intentional.


Realize that by noon tomorrow, nothing will ever be the same.

Oh, wonder. Oh, brave new world.