Coming soon to a ring near you….

By Jon

In the red corner, representing West Virginia and all that is wrong with professional football: Adam “Pacman” Jones.

That’s right ladies and gentlemen, Pacman Jones is coming to a wrestling ring near you.

It’s a ridiculous publicity stunt for two parties that absolutely crave said publicity. Both are immersed in controversy. Both have very little public support. Both are absolutely idiotic. I guess you could say it’s a match made in heaven.

Pro wrestling is probably the only sport where showering strippers with thousands of one dollar bills is an approved off-the-field activity, if not an encouraged one.

Congrats Pacman, you may have found your niche. Hell, with the “sport” ravaged by Chris Benoit, ‘roid rage, and other deaths (I’m aware that he’s acting, errrrr, competing in the TNA, but it’s still the same “sport”), you may come off as the model citizen in comparison.